Marina ooh Marina

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hye my little and anonymous fellow!

i curik sikit mase untuk 

update blog

since i rase benda nie something 

that i should not forgot

in case i lost my memory one day

*ya Allah, mintak dijauhkan 

i woke up at 10ish on last Saturday

*let's be honest, im not a morning person 

basuh baju..berangan..

sidai baju.. berangan lagi

then suddenly my roommate, atikah text me

nak keluar x?

pergi marina bay

kita jalan-jalan amik gambar je

and i was like..

ohhh.. marina bay

okay jom!

in my mind that time

where the hell is marina bay?

seems like macam pernah dengar

maybe dekat nusajaya kowt

kan ada satu bay dekat situ

so i gosok baju glam

ala-ala nak pergi dinner

boleh la fefeling nak photoshoot kan

then put on my 3.5 inch heels

sebab kaen i meleret sapu lantai

siap-siap dah semua

atikah asked me

passport bawak da?

and i was kinda shocked

what in the world nak kene bawak passport pulak ni?

kita nak pergi mana sebenarnya ni??

atikah : laaaa.. nak pergi marina bay la

me : marina bay tuh dekat mana sebona-bonanya ni?

atikah ; Singapore la ngekk

dusshhh!!

haha.. 

xteringat langsung marina bay tuh dekat 

singapore

so i xde mase nak tukar baju

pakai je then terus pergi tune hotel untuk tukar kereta

naek kereta kakak atikah 

then gerak ke JB sentral

after we had parked the car

naek ke immigration untuk scanned passport

then turun bawah carik bas transit ke singapore

frankly speaking

4 of us never been to singapore using transit bus

sebelom ni masuk sume pakai tour bus

so masa nak naek bas tuh

akak atikah tanya-tanya makcik-makcik kat situ

then makcik tuh ajar la nak naek bas apa kan

 we took a bus 

SBS Transit, bus number 170

driver bas tuh tanye nak pergi mana

we said Kranji Station

tambang hanya rm1.50 per head

im not sure we are supposed to bayar by ringgit or dollar

but that time kiteorang bayar by ringgit

 forgive me for this ugly freaking picture.. actually nak tunjuk route je

tahap kepenuhan manusia : acceptable

but no seat available

means xde lah ramai sangat passenger bas tuh that time

bus tuh akan berhenti dekat immigration singapore

and u turun untuk cop passport

lepas tuh, naek balik bas yang bernombor sama

make sure u simpan ticket bas untuk checking

then we arrived at keranji station 

bought a ticket to marina station 

Kranji-Marina : SD 2.50

sebanyak 19 station (if im not mistaken)

that u have to go through

nie i xtukar-tukar train

even though u boleh 

tapi sebab kami semua noob

and malas nak tukar

naek je train north-south train tuh

suasana di Kranji Station 

p/s: Warning! u will be seeing a lot of selfie picture.. 

tahap kepadatan manusia : packed

no seat available

arriving at the sixth station after kranji,

station khatib

suddenly my roommate cakap dia pening

and xlarat sangat

bila pintu train terbukak

she pulled my hand to go out of the train 

and suddenly she collapsed at the opening door

i was in deep shocked

but i managed to gelak sekejap

i thought she was joking around

and saje nak buat drama

*jahat gila dapat kawan macam i 

but bila i tengok dia dah pengsan

and the train door pown dah nak tertutup

i tarik dia ketepi and try to wake her up

dang! 

i never, ever encountered a situation like this

dah la kat tempat orang

i pown xkenal sesiapa..and what kind of society yang kat situ 

i langsung xtawu nak buat ape

i kejut member i sampai bangun

naseb bek dye sedar dalam 15 seconds tuh

and

luckily ada couple aunty and uncle nie

perasaan member  i dah pengsan 

dye pown turut tolong papah bawak ke kerusi

then my friend looked so pale

i bagi dye gula-gula

*since i xtawu nak buat ape

and bagi dye minom air 

and she said she need to go to the toilet

kiteowang terpaksa exit dari station tuh

sebab toilet luar station

and burn la ticket tuh

patutnya i minx excuse nak ke toilet je kan

tapi sebab xboleh nak pikir da

so biar jelah

then when she already stable

and look better

we bought another ticket from there to marina 

Khatib-Marina : SD 2.40

we finally arrived at marina around 3.30pm

the route should be dalam 45 minutes la dari kranji ke marina

im not sure la i yang salah turun ke hape

tapi dari station marina ke tempat singa pancut air tuh

we had to walk almost 20 minutes jugak la

friendly reminder : im still wearing my heels

jalan jauh2

i know i am a great selfie photographer!

Marina Bay Sands

*i cant see any sands !

nie semua picture sepanjang perjalanan nak sampai ke 

singa pancut ayaq

so akhirnya dapat lah kami sampai kat singa tuh

tahap kepadatan manusia : langgar bahu 

and jangan berangan nak rase bergambar berdua 

dengan singa tuh

tourist ramai gilos

and ur photo will be included with many other

unknown people

 definitely my full length baju

around 5ish cam tuh 

bila hari dah gelap semacam

and memikirkan nak berjalan jauh lagi ni 

ke station mrt

and kami porn gerak la berjalan 

on the way nak balik tuh

i perasan satu escalator, 

tepi jalan

and ada simbol mrt

so kami turun escalator tuh

ikottttt je signboard

and bawah tuh ada shopping complex

i had never expected that there will be lives down there 

lepas 10 minit berjalan

akhirnya sampai station mrt

station Raffle 

station 3 terakhir sebelum marina

patut lah rasa berbatu rasa berjalan

langkau 2 station

bought a ticket to Kranji

Raffles-Kranji : SD 2.40

total i ada 3 ticket..sepatutnya dua lah kann

 tahap kepadatan manusia : lengang

and thank god ada seat

kaki i dah start sakit gila

after whole day jalan dengan heels

 Arriving at Kranji station 

hazab tunggu bas

the queue was incredibly long 

and u already feeling fucking damn tired

it was already 7ish that time

bus arrived half an hour later 

after standing macam orang gila at the bus station  

tahap kepadatan manusia (dlm bas) : cium ketiak masing-masing

it was damn packed, i banyak kali jatuh and pijak kaki orang

hew hew hew 

bila dah sampai immigration singapore

queue dalam 40 persons ahead

sejam jugak queue tuh

and again..

 u are fucking standing!

i thought the torture was going to end

no, u dont!

it didnt end there

abes  cop-cop passport

turun, untuk naek bas tadi balek

u have to queue 

again

this time

it was 100++ persons in front of u 

im nearly loss my mind at  that time 

and to make it interesting 

i was queuing for the wrong bus

haha

sebab kan i dah rasa nak gila

i potong je queue 

and naek bas yang betol

sambil buat muka innocent and snobbish 

hee.. i finally naek bas tuh 

pkul 8.45pm

sampai malaysian immigration

rasa nak cium lantai immigration

nothing feels like home

*cewah, macam jauh benar ko merantau 

and i was terribly tired of standing

and walking

with my heels on 

so i guess lessons learnt 

number 1 

u should know ur country and adjacent country punya geography 

so that u wont be mistaken by the name of their bay

number 2

plan ur travel well

so that u wont wear the wrong attire

number 3 

eat before ur incredibly long journey

so that u wont faint at the mrt door

*haha..sorry tikah sayangg

number 4 

dont u ever dare to wear ur heels for this kind of travel

 damn, its still hurt

i ponteng semua kelas on sunday

number 5 

i will never, ever want to go to singapore using public transport again

i rather pay 30ringgit to ride the tourist bus

im sick of standing and giving my seats 

haha

*sebab i penat hamat sangat berdiri sepanjang hari 

and last but not least 

i was never born to be a backpackers

it doesnt suit me at all

rasa spend duit much better rather than i had to spend my energy 

maybe i was born to be a diva

dah tahu nak berjalan jauh 

sanggup pakai heels, and baju xkena tempat

*dushh!!

*tepuk dahi sendiri